Saturday, May 23--You may as well just give us your money now

While Jim was away on his last trip, he found a man who would make custom-embroidered T-shirts, so he ordered each of us our own lucky poker shirts. His has four aces adorned with a scorpion and the slogan, “Feel the Sting.” Mine has a royal flush in a rifle sight with my nickname, “The Silent Assassin” underneath. Tonight, the pair of us will be unstoppable—we have donned the shirts and are prepared to have our best night of Texas Hold ‘Em ever. Look out Daniel Negreanu, Phil Helmuth, and the rest of the WSOP field—the Bayli are coming!